Balance Beam: what the bride will feel like she’s walking on at times.
Bride: someone who will have a lot of decisions to make.
Calendar: something that appears much longer than it actually is.
Children: not wanted, sorry.
Dress: cloth and beads that cost the price of a car.
Flowers: kinda unnecessary, albeit pretty.
Food & Drink: yes and yes.
Groom: someone who is along for the ride.
Guest List: hardest damn part of the whole affair.
Honeymoon: pure fun.
Invitations: an awful lot of wasted paper.
License: something I’m sure we’ll forget.
Love: the guiding light.
Marriage: The Point.
Wedding: a great big party, of all sizes, that celebrates a couple’s love.
Wedding Industry: a business, first and foremost, with a lot of extra add-ons that seem…unnecessary… foolish even, like a movie premiere spotlight, outside the church?